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Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:08:38 GMT

what happened to you xanga?

Live Action Dragonball Movie...

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:38:39 GMT

You gotta be kidding me... please Please PLEASE say it ain't so Joe! So far the cast includes(btw I completely stole these pictures from some spanish forum):

James Marsters as Piccolo

...ok shave him bald and give him antlers+green skin... he kinda looks like Piccolo...

Jaime Chung as Chi Chi:

...the girl from Real World... yes, I love her, but COME ON! CHI CHI???

Amy Rossum as Bulma:

Sigh... this is not turning out good...

Eriko Tamura as Mai(a villian in DB)

Ok... at least she's Asian...

Joon Park as Yamcha:

ok.. they pick an asian guy to be Yamcha? Out of all the characters they coulda made white it was HIM

Chow-Yun Fat as Master Roshi:

...oh god no... not the Bulletproof Monk... please not another Bulletproof Monk
...worst... movie... ever... and really not looking good so far

and last but not least...
James Matthew as Gokou:

ugh... white boy as Gokou... gotta love US casting. Come on remember the last time they had a white boy doing kung fu? Let's go over them real quick... American Ninja (cult classic but not cuz they are good)... Matrix(Neo shoulda gotten his ass whooped by that asian guy and everybody knew it)... and the the biggest bad example of them all?? BULLETPROOF MONK!!! Stiffler doing kung fu!!@#!@#$! I hate them. At least get an asian guy to be Gokou... I mean it's GOKOU... tho if they ever do a DBZ movie(oh please buddha no...) an asian dude would look kinda messed up with a giant golden afro. They are going to slaughter this thing so bad...

Merry Christmas Lillian Marie Memark

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 22:10:56 GMT

Congrats Ron and Janet!

Welcome to the family Lily!
You are going to be spoiled rotten =]

and Merry Christmas everybody!

oh btw

Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:42:59 GMT

Oh yeah... Happy Bday Rey.

damn...

Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:41:00 GMT

Oh Chicago Bears. What happened? Was it the Superbowl losers curse? Was it Unsexy Rexy? Was it Mike Brown aka Mr. Glass? Was it Urlacher's overused back? Was it Briggs salary stupidity? Cedric "I like to run 2.5 yards and fall" Benson? Thomas Jone's departure? Adam "I couldn't cover my own ass" Archuleta (I've always hated that fucker)? Tommie "Offsides" Harris? Tank "I like orange jumpsuits" Johnson? Was it the Bear's WR horrible case of butterfingeritis? Teams not kicking to Devin "Anytime" (CUZ HE CAN SCORE AT ...exactly) Hester? Ron Turner's "Hi, I run the most predictable yet ineffective plays known to man" offense? Maybe it was even the departure of Chris "I also couldn't cover my own ass" Harris? Could it be because the cumulative age of our O-line might be amazingly, more than the amount of times I've sworn at the TV this season(the things I've said would make a sailor turn to priesthood).

Lies.
All Lies.

I blame this on Brett Fav.....re. Bears just wanted to give the old man one last chance at greatness... yeah... that must be it... that's...gotta.... be... it...

PS I still hate you Grossman.
PSS Your wife is hot.

26

Sat, 17 Nov 2007 07:45:06 GMT

26 is such an ugly number...

BEAR DOWN

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 22:31:23 GMT

Bear Down, Chicago Bears
Make every play, clear the way to victory!

Bear Down, Chicago Bears

Put up a fight with a might so fearlessly!

We'll never forget the way you thrilled the nation
With your T-formation

Bear Down, Chicago Bears
And let them know why you're wearing the crown!

You're the pride and joy of Illinois,
Chicago Bears, Bear Down!!

go bears go

Could it be true!??!?!

Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:57:52 GMT

has it finally happened... after over a year of saying it... will my dream come true??!?

HAVE THEY FINALLY BENCHED REX GROSSMAN!

please oh please

Nightmare

Fri, 21 Sep 2007 15:40:43 GMT

I had a horrible nightmare last night... 3 of my fantasy starters(moss, bulger, and jones) went on the IR for the season. I am still shaking...

Talk like a Pirate day!

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:45:03 GMT

AAAAAaaarrrrrrrr me mateys!

Sept. 19 is the International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Here's a mini list of words to get your pirate on...I plan to speak like this to all the old people I see today at work.
AAAArrrrr! Ye old scallywags!

Addled	Mad, insane, or just stupid. An "addlepate" is a fool.
Aft	Short for "after." Toward the rear of the ship.
Ahoy	Hello!
Avast!	Hey! Could also be used as "Stop that!" or "Who goes there?"
Begad!	By God!
Belay	Stop that. "Belay that talk!" would mean "Shut up!"
Bilge!	Nonsense, or foolish talk. The bilges of a ship are the lowest parts, inside the hull along the keel. They fill with stinking bilgewater—or just "bilge."
Bilge-sucking	A very uncomplimentary adjective.
Black Spot	To "place the Black Spot" on another pirate is to sentence him to death, to warn him he is marked for death, or sometimes just to accuse him of a serious crime before other pirates.
Blaggard	Blackguard. An insult.
Blimey!	An exclamation of surprise.
Booty	Loot.
Bosun	Boatswain, a petty officer.
Bucko	Familiar term. "Me bucko" = "my friend."
Cap'n	Short for "captain."
Cat o'nine tails	A whip with many lashes, used for flogging. "A taste of the cat" might refer to a full flogging, or just a single blow to "smarten up" a recalcitrant hand.
Chantey	A sailor's work song. Also spelled "shantey" or "shanty."
Corsair	A more romantic term for pirate. But still a pirate.
Davy Jones' locker	The bottom of the sea.
Deadlights	Eyes. "Use yer deadlights, matey!"
Dead men tell no tales	Standard pirate excuse for leaving no survivors.
Dog	A mild insult, perhaps even a friendly one.
Doubloon	A Spanish gold coin. At different times, it was worth either 4 or 16 silver pesos, or "pieces of eight."

Fair winds!	Goodbye, good luck!
Feed the fish	What you do when you are thrown into the sea, dead or alive.
Gangway!	"Get out of my way!"
Godspeed!	Goodbye, good luck!
Grub	Food.
Fore, or forrard	Toward the front end of the ship.
Flogging	Punishment by caning, or by whipping with the cat.
Hands	The crew of a ship; sailors.
Handsomely	Quickly. "Handsomely now, men!" = "Hurry up!"
Jack Ketch	The hangman. To dance with Jack Ketch is to hang.
Jollyboat	A small but happy craft, perhaps even one which is a little dinghy.
Jolly Roger	The pirates' skull-and-crossbones flag. It was an invitation to surrender, with the implication that those who surrendered would be treated well. A red flag indicated "no quarter."
Keelhaul	Punishment by dragging under the ship, from one side to the other. The victim of a keelhauling would be half-drowned, or worse, and lacerated by the barnacles that grew beneath the ship.
Kiss the gunner's daughter	A punishment: to be bent over one of the ship's guns and flogged.
Lad, lass, lassie	A way to address someone younger than you.
Landlubber or just lubber	A non-sailor.
Lights	Lungs. A pirate might threaten to "have someone's lights and liver."
Line	A rope in use as part of the ship's rigging, or as a towing line. When a rope is just coiled up on deck, not yet being used for anything, it's all right to call it a rope.
Lookout	Someone posted to keep watch on the horizon for other ships or signs of land.
Maroon	A common punishment for violation of a pirate ship's articles, or offending her crew. The victim was left on a deserted coast (or, island) with few supplies. That way, no one could say that the unlucky pirate had actually been killed by his former brethren.
Me	A piratical way to say "my."
Me hearties	Typical way for a pirate leader to address his crew.
Matey	A piratical way to address someone in a cheerful, if not necessarily friendly, fashion.
No quarter!	Surrender will not be accepted.
Piece of eight	A Spanish silver coin worth one peso or 8 reales. It was sometimes literally cut into eight pieces, each worth one real.
Pillage	To raid, rob, and sack a target ashore.
Pirate	A seagoing robber and murderer. Contrast with privateer.
Poop deck	The highest deck at the aft end of a large ship. Smaller ships don't have a poop; the highest part aft is the quarterdeck.
Poxy, poxed	Diseased. Used as an insult.

Rope's end	Another term for flogging. "Ye'll meet the rope's end for that, me bucko!"
Rum (noun)	Traditional pirate drink.
Rum (adjective)	Strange or odd. A "rum fellow" is a peculiar person, the sort who won't say "Arrrr!" on Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Sail ho!	"I see a ship!" The sail, of course, is the first part of a ship visible over the horizon.
Salt, old salt	An experienced seaman.
Scurvy	(1) A deficiency disease caused by lack of vitamin C, often afflicting sailors; (2) A derogatory adjective for an epithet, as in "Ye scurvy dogs!"
Sea dog	An experienced seaman.
Shanty	Another spelling for "chantey" - a sea song.
Shark bait	(1) Your foes, who are about to feed the fish (q.v.). (2) A worthless or lazy sailor; a lubber who is no use aboard ship.
Shiver me timbers!	An expression of surprise or strong emotion.
Sink me!	An expression of surprise.
Smartly	Quickly. "Smartly there, men!" = "Hurry up!"
Splice the mainbrace	To have a drink. Or, perhaps, several drinks.
Spyglass	A telescope.
Starboard	The right side of the ship when you are facing toward her prow.
Sutler	A merchant in port, selling what a ship needed for supplies and repairs.
Swab (noun)	A disrespectful term for a seaman. "Man that gun, ye cowardly swabs!"
Swab (verb)	To clean something. "Swabbing the decks" would be a mild penalty for a disobedient pirate.
Swag	Loot.
Wench	An individual of the female persuasion. "Saucy" is a good adjective to add to this, and if ye can get away with "Me proud beauty,” more power to ye!
Yo-ho-ho	A very piratical thing to say, whether it actually means anything or not.